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Frozen Campuses The Polar Vortex will be here!

Frozen Campuses The Polar Vortex will be here! I’m seeing headlines such as for example: ‘CHICAGO COLDEST EVER! FROSTBITE IN MINUTES! -60° WIND CHILL MINNEAPOLIS.’ Note the all-caps, exclamation-pointed focus. I thought of were the students at the University of Chicago, Northwestern University and all the other campuses over which The Vortex will sweep (and has already swept) this week when I read that headline, the first people.

It’s not like the regular winter that is non-Vortexn’t already caused dilemmas here in the northern climes. Yesterday, I had to produce a death-defying journey over the frozen, icy tundra of my driveway in my spouse’s Honda CR-V. The snow and ice covering my concrete-paved driveway would require A cat D-9 bulldozer to break it loose. Mother Nature is showing no mercy only at the start of 2019.

To facilitate my spouse’s endeavor towards the grocery store, I relocated her car to your end of the driveway, that may probably be its parking that is new spot outside of the garage, until all of this ice and snowfall loosens up — hopefully by June or July. The air that is outside happens to be hovering simply above zero earlier this week and for the next three mornings, it will likely be FROSTBITE IN MINUTES! ‘Just above zero’ reminds me of later comedian George Carlin’s bit while the Hippy Dippy Weatherman. He reported, ‘The heat is zero. No weather today.’

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